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  • Question: I'm working in LA this summer, and I bought tickets to your show (duh), but what are some other fun things I should do while I'm here? - dizzygunshot
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    robdelaney:

    Mail a bag of your hair to Barack Obama. What am I a travel guide? Please don’t come to my show.

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taliabobalia:

never ask me why i love something because i will talk about it for three times longer than you signed up for

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"I’ve learned that line dancing can be a good way to relieve stress."

- Ludwig van Beethoven (via acupoftreacle)
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carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

wow i didnt think they had women in it

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"Never mix fig newtons and chocolate covered raisins, because the end result can be quite dangerous."

- Margaret Thatcher  (via acupoftreacle)
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acupoftreacle:

In September of 2017, the Yemen Institute of Physics, Chemistry, Biology, and Everything Else That is Generally Disinteresting held a seminar in which the foremost scientists of the world spoke of what was wrong with the modern world. What follows is the speech given by Dr. Verruckt Schwachkopf of Germany, as written down by French journalist Trompeur Singe.

The seminar today in Yemen is going quite well. I am here in the rather enormous auditorium, watching various intelligentsia and quacks go about their business, usually business that only they can understand. Doctor Robert Furroughs of Australia has just passed by, leading his 14 ducks on leashes behind him. Norwegian professor Farley Bjorksin has strolled through the commotion, licking a toad. Dr. Verruckt Schwachkopf of Germany has approached the podium and begun speaking.

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